Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment with Water Pressure Control & Self-Cleaning Nozzle
AutoButt™ Toilet Bidet Attachment With Self Cleaning Nozzle & Water Pressure Control
No, this is not some some contraption found in one of the Transformers movies. This bidet toilet seat attachment is the #1 eco friendly alternative to toilet paper.
Let's be honest, who really likes to clean their butt after nature calls? I know my toddler doesn't.
In fact, most people would prefer never having to unceremoniously, and more often then not, unsuccessfully wipe the poop from their bum ever again if they could only simply stand up, pull their pants up, and continue on their way.
Well friend, now, in a world where we can't touch anyone or anything anymore, you don't even have to wipe your own butt ever again!
But don't worry, not only will your Mother not be offended by your new enlightened behavior or call you a Hippie and tell you that she raised you with better manners, she'll be completely on board.
You see, now, instead of using sheet after sheet after sheet of toilet paper, you simply:
- Twist the bidet control knob to activate the bidet toilet sprayer
- Let the gentle spray of water caress your bum and rinse your $*%& away
- Grab one, maybe two sheets of toilet paper to pat dry
And you know who else loves the AutoButt™ bidet attachment?
Mother Nature. You see, when you install one of these bidet toilet seat adapters in every toilet of your home, you'll cut down on your toilet paper consumption by up to 90% because the only reason you'll even need toilet paper is to pat dry your nether region.
Now, by using the AutoButt™ Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment, not only are you an eco-warrior doing your part to leave a toilet paper poop free world for your children and grandchildren, you're a wise saver putting hundreds of dollars back in to your pocket each and every year.
In fact, one could argue that the more you poop, the more you save.
Join the tens of thousands of people all across the country opening their bu... eyes to the 21st century butt cleaning revolution.
AutoButt Toilet Bidet Attachment With Self Cleaning Nozzle & Water Pressure Control Features:
Double nozzle hot and cold adjustment body cleaner
Color classification: electric cleaning device without electricity
Double inlet cold/hot water
AutoButt™ Toilet Bidet Attachment With Self Cleaning Nozzle & Water Pressure Control Benefits:
- Your bum will never be cleaner
- You'll save hundreds of dollars a year in toilet paper costs
- You'll be helping reduce waste
- Easy to install
- Ideal for adults, children, and seniors
- And dogs can't get enough of them!